The Unanimous
Declaration of
PEPE TRUMP
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all frogs are created equal, that they are endowed by Pepe Trump with certain unalienable duties, that among these are Life, Liberty and pursuit of Truth and Freedom.
We, therefore, the frogs of the United States of America and the world, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Pepe Trump for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of these countries are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent frogs: that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Deep State and legacy media.
We, therefore, hereby swear an oath to carry out the following 10 commandments in the name of Pepe Trump and all the frogs across the United States of America and the world.


